Today, we’re really covering some territory — everything from Carrie Coon’s heavy chest to the end date for George Clooney’s shoe-polish hair. And Arnold’s reaction to his son’s White Lotus hog shot in-between. So sit back as I walk you through the day’s top pop-culture news stories the way I see them: silly but sanguine in this foul year we’re living through.
And be sure to hang around for a fistful of bonus facts and trivia at the end, where you’ll learn how Benicio Del Toro can knock on wood literally anywhere and why the whole bra-burning thing is just a myth.