It sure is Friday the 13th, isn’t it? Well, stop fretting about World War III for a couple minutes, and let me bring you up to speed on some sillier pop-culture news. Bryce Dallas Howard couldn’t give less of a crap about Happy Days, there’s an episode of Shrinking coming that’s sure to make me blush and Jerry Jones will soon be an animated character. It’ll be interesting to see if that version has more lines on his face than the IRL Jones.
In bonus trivia, man, that John Lithgow has had some bombs dropped on him, there was no justice in Wonder Woman’s welcome into The Justice Society of America and Fonzi’s catchphrase was born from necessity.
All that and more from my desk, which my neighbors cannot see from their rooftops, and I will not license them the opportunity because that’s just dumb.