Somebody found a way to make sure less and less people go to theaters to watch movies
The solstice has passed, but we’re always here to shine light on any day’s sillier entertainment news. Case in point: The Alpha Zombie from 28 Years Later has a giant prosthetic unit, apparently. Movie theaters are about to make you hate them more. And Ellen DeGeneres even made Margaret Cho feel bad.
In bonus trivia, SpongeBob wasn’t always his name, Dave Thomas worked, man, and taking a nap is the best thing to do for a lot of reasons.
All this and more from my desk, which fully expects to be in first place by the Fourth of July.